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Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, "Would an idiot do that?" And if they would, I do not do that thing. --Dwight Shrute

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I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies.  You at Kinko's straight flipping copies.  --The Lonely Island w/T-Pain

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If you're gonna punch a bear in the face, you better back that shit up.  --Compulsivegiraffe